HNT #27: Interviews

I am now taking applications for a liaison in the Big Apple.

The successful applicant will need to be available for slow stripping, deep full-mouth kissing and nibbling of various protrusions. She should be able to endure several hours of wandering fingers, firm palms and general soft touch, occasionally punctuated by harsh contact. The ability to endure extended periods of cunnilingus and general tongue work around her most intimate areas would be considered a bonus.

You will be working within an enthusiastic partnership, where activities will be varied and sometimes unusual. The work will be long, gruelling and physically demanding, but at the same time invigorating and satisfying. The intimate environment will be relaxed and casual; the dress code is ‘minimal’, although clothing should be aesthetically pleasing, non-functional and ideally sheer where possible.

Candidates will be expected to show flexibility, as they will be considered for a number of positions, including (but not limited to) standing, sitting, kneeling, and bent forward over various items of furniture. Those with particularly impressive CV may be presented to a full-length mirror whilst sitting astride the interviewer’s lap. They should also demonstrate a flair for verbal communication, as well as a taste for the male anatomy and a keen knowledge of deep throat and gagging techniques.

If you are interested in applying to join this dynamic, energetic and slightly sticky environment, you should present your résumé to the email address on the right, and should include details of previous experience, listing skills – and lingerie – that you can contribute to the organisation. Applicants should include a recent photograph, as well as a brief description of actions which they intend to carry out on their first interactions with the firm flesh.

The closing date for applications is, quite appropriately, Independence Day, with a starting date soon afterwards.