Heat

This close stifling heat makes me feel randy. It’s worse because I’ve been away for a while, and the close proximity to my wife, so any personal handiwork has been off the cards – so I’ve got 10 days’ of semen just waiting to be set free. I’m sure I’ll more than make up for it when I’m in NYC (even though it looks likely I’ll only be pleasuring myself), but the frustration is palpable. A girl just walked past me in a bikini top and shorts, and I nearly tripped over in the street.

In other news, the 21-year-old turned up a couple of weeks ago. She texted me “what would you do if I told you I was outside the office right now?”. My answer, unfotunately, was “nothing”, as I was in an all-day meeting. She should start work nearby soon, so with luck the next time she asks I’ll be able to reply “drag you into the washroom of the local Starbucks, push you to your knees, and slip my cock between those pretty lips of yours”.

I seem be dreaming and thinking about her a lot recently, but that may be a function of my frusation levels…

HNT #27: Interviews

I am now taking applications for a liaison in the Big Apple.

The successful applicant will need to be available for slow stripping, deep full-mouth kissing and nibbling of various protrusions. She should be able to endure several hours of wandering fingers, firm palms and general soft touch, occasionally punctuated by harsh contact. The ability to endure extended periods of cunnilingus and general tongue work around her most intimate areas would be considered a bonus.

You will be working within an enthusiastic partnership, where activities will be varied and sometimes unusual. The work will be long, gruelling and physically demanding, but at the same time invigorating and satisfying. The intimate environment will be relaxed and casual; the dress code is ‘minimal’, although clothing should be aesthetically pleasing, non-functional and ideally sheer where possible.

Candidates will be expected to show flexibility, as they will be considered for a number of positions, including (but not limited to) standing, sitting, kneeling, and bent forward over various items of furniture. Those with particularly impressive CV may be presented to a full-length mirror whilst sitting astride the interviewer’s lap. They should also demonstrate a flair for verbal communication, as well as a taste for the male anatomy and a keen knowledge of deep throat and gagging techniques.

If you are interested in applying to join this dynamic, energetic and slightly sticky environment, you should present your résumé to the email address on the right, and should include details of previous experience, listing skills – and lingerie – that you can contribute to the organisation. Applicants should include a recent photograph, as well as a brief description of actions which they intend to carry out on their first interactions with the firm flesh.

The closing date for applications is, quite appropriately, Independence Day, with a starting date soon afterwards.

Grasping the Nettle

Opportunities have never been particularly forthcoming for me – in terms of my situation here, at least. Finding time when I can come up with a plausible alibi, both personally and professionally, is always tricky. Finding a time when they coincide is almost impossible. Add another person into the mix and the already long odds begin to look like America’s national debt.

So it’s particularly ironic that I will shortly find myself in that indebted country, looking out over the Statue of Liberty, and musing on the fact that despite having more freedom than I’ve had for a very long time, it looks very much like I’ll be kicking my heels in a hotel room, staring at the view and wondering what to do with myself. There’s only so much drumming I can do before my fingers seek other activities to occupy them.

So, the question is, should I try Craigslist? Or AM? Or something else? What’s likely to have the best success rate with the least bullshit? What sites actually hold any hope of a guy actually getting anything other than Spam or fake replies?

Come on ladies – and gents – I need your help.